Because he texted me something like "let's go for a ride I've been thinking about it all day" then panicked and said it was literal and about a pegasus
I think there's going to be some kind of attack, because it's everyone proactive or suspected of being friendly with both factions conveniently in one place away from the cities.
And, look, I know you're gonna punch me if I say anything like 'be careful', but if you'd like to periodically text me updates about what a great time you're having while I'm sitting in the jungle bored and being miserably rained on, I won't be mad.
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how do you know he's terrible at sexting
and what do you think is gonna happen
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I think there's going to be some kind of attack, because it's everyone proactive or suspected of being friendly with both factions conveniently in one place away from the cities.
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fair point
i wasn't planning on going unarmed
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[ Not a single nude. shame. ]
Good.
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i think one of my texts to you got misplaced, too
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but the kid i asked for a booty call is turning it into a date
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and i didn't get laid
you should make it up to me
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[ the day after, probably. because byerly. ]
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And, look, I know you're gonna punch me if I say anything like 'be careful', but if you'd like to periodically text me updates about what a great time you're having while I'm sitting in the jungle bored and being miserably rained on, I won't be mad.
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