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[willrevile]

[ Jim is approx 10000% sure this is not meant for him, but does he even hesitate before responding??? no of course not ]

You sure got over that trepidation quick. You must be a 'jerk off while looking in a mirror' guy, huh? Kinky. ;)

[dianano]

[ For the love of god.

This is so not the conversation he wanted to have... ever??? ]

I was talking about riding a pegasus. And that message was not meant for you.

And I mean an actual pegasus. That's not a euphemism.

[willrevile]

Read your text aloud, there's literally no way that wasn't a euphemism.

[dianano]

[ Jim, he hates that you're right. ]

I miss my secretary.

[ Where's Etta when he needs her to proofread his texts... ]

[willrevile]

Do I want to know what 'secretary' is code for?

[dianano]

It's code for 'when is your mind not in a gutter?'

[willrevile]

I'm just following your lead, man.